Turn Back If You Expect Intelligence


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  • Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
  • Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
Via Does This Unit Have a Soul?



schneiderisms:

She just happened to have a spare Liberty Bell in her hillbilly shack.


Via My head is lead, I don't ever wanna go to bed


larxenesomebody:

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

Best Christmas Carol Ever.

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